Editor's note: The website link in the article is correct, but the SleeplessinAustin site does seem to be having a server issue. We will continue to update the story as it develops. In what is either the greatest publicity stunt or the worst online dating profile ever, Austin-based photographer Romeo Rose his real name is Larry Busby has launched Sleepless in Austina website dedicated to finding this particular Romeo his very own Juliet.
Now, normally we support everyone's quest for love — until it's posted on the Internet along with pretty boneheaded requirements for your prospective love match. So what is this wedding photographer looking for, exactly? For the record, almost everything he writes needs a sicso this is just a general one.
I like girls that are thin, or with a toned or athletic build. A average build is fine too, just as long as you are not over weight. I will not date a overweight or fat girl. I like girls that are pounds or less.
Being overweight is a total dealbreaker with me. I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large of past sexual partners.
I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend. I will not date a Black girl. But not Blacks. I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. They end up with stretch marks.
He also hates tattoos no wonder he's having a hard time dating in Austinthinks East Austin is just "poverty striken, ghetto people crime infested neighborhoods" read: has black people and people with tattoos and hates North Austin he thinks it's lame and breast implants. But he does like kissing. The rest are just pictures of Ross dressed in a Sgt. Pepper's jacket and standing awkwardly next to people. So there it is, ladies. If you're not on the market, don't worry — you can also get Ross to shoot your wedding! Calls to Rose went unreturned so, like we said, this could be just a brilliant publicity stunt that ruminates on the perception of the modern woman in a postfeminist age.
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Enlarge Slideshow. Romeo Rose can write songs for you. This guy can be your boyfriend! Well, no one who weighs more than lbs.
So put down that cheeseburger already and call this dude. You know, it's about time all of us sluts got called out on our sluttiness.
But don't worry; he's not racist. In fact, he says he gets along better with black guys!
He also has very strong opinions about what childbirth does to woman's body: I prefer a woman that has never had children, because having kids does ruin a womans body often times. Preach it, brother. Read These Next.
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